OKAY...I know I shouldn't be complaining about this, but I'm losing WAY too much weight! Is a women ever satisfied? The answer is NO! I was complaining when I was a little chubby and now I'm too skinny and everything in my closet is in between! So of course, I have NOT A THING TO WEAR. So, off to the shopping mall I go. Boo Hoo!
My secret behind shedding the pounds is breastfeeding an eight-month-old and running around after a toddler while holding my 17.9 lb. baby in my arms. And I must not forget to mention, my new athletic agility! Hopping over safety gated doorways while holding 2 kids! It's a damn surprise I still have some meat on my bones!
I'm amazed that I'm able to pull out the double-tandem-fucking-stroller out the back of my car without cracking in half! BRING ON THE ICE CREAM, DOUGHNUTS AND CHEESE PLEASE, BABY LOST HER BACK!
My secret behind shedding the pounds is breastfeeding an eight-month-old and running around after a toddler while holding my 17.9 lb. baby in my arms. And I must not forget to mention, my new athletic agility! Hopping over safety gated doorways while holding 2 kids! It's a damn surprise I still have some meat on my bones!
I'm amazed that I'm able to pull out the double-tandem-fucking-stroller out the back of my car without cracking in half! BRING ON THE ICE CREAM, DOUGHNUTS AND CHEESE PLEASE, BABY LOST HER BACK!